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So, we're about to shoot
this scene in the movie
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where the killer ape DNA is
slowly taking over my body.
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Okay.
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But I realize they're gluing fur
everywhere, except my cleavage.
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So, I asked the director
why and he says,
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it's important to the story that my
boobs be the last things to turn ape.
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It's sweet that he
thinks there's a story.
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Oh, and there's not even
a bathroom on set.
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I have to go to the gas
station across the street.
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I mean, I was dressed
like half an ape
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and still not even close to the
most disgusting person in there.
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Leonard, I could use
your assistance.
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Sure. What's up?
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Well, now that I've
given up string theory,
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I'm struggling to find
my next area of focus.
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So, in your
professional opinion,
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which of these areas do you
think is the most promising?
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Huh, well, I-I think there's some really
innovative stuff going on in dark matter.
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That's helpful.
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- Okay. Of these four areas...
- PENNY: Sheldon!
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- What did we say about being
a nicer friend? - Thank you.
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Leonard, what did we say about
being a gullible weenie?
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It is just so frustrating.
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'Cause you're trying too hard. You need to
do something else. Get your mind off it.
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Hey. How about we bring back
Anything Can Happen Thursdays?
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Hey, that's good. Why'd
you guys stop doing that?
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You made fun of us.
Said it was stupid.
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Yeah. Sounds like me.
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Come on, Sheldon.
What do you say?
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All right. I officially reinstate
Anything Can Happen Thursday.
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Great! What do, what
do you want to do?
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(Sheldon and Penny sigh)
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I don't know.
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What do you want to do?
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I don't know. What
do you want to do?
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I'm starting to remember the problem
with Anything Can Happen Thursdays.
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♪ Our whole universe was
in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x21 ♪
The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
Original Air Date on A
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Hmm...
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what could we
do that's fun?
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What could we do
that's different?
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What could we
do that's free?
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(gasps) Got it!
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We order a pizza.
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Are you kidding? That's what
you always do. Think harder.
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You're right. You're right.
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(gasps) Got it!
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We order calzones, cut them
open, eat them like pizza.
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All right! All right! I'll shake the brain
bush one more time, see what falls out.
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(gasps) Got it!
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There's a live-action
role-playing group
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that meets every Thursday
night in Griffith Park
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and reenacts battles from
Lord of the Rings.
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Uh, tell me more about
this calzone idea.
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You know what? Why don't
we just ease into this.
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Let-Let's go for a walk and-and-and
see if we find a new restaurant.
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Any chance that restaurant
is near Griffith Park?
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- LEONARD: No.
- All right.
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Raj and Howard are
at Howard's mom's,
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but should we call the girls
and see if they want to come?
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- No. Bernadette's working late.
- Amy's sick.
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- Aw. What's wrong with her?
- Well, she talks a lot.
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She always wants to hold hands.
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That's not what I meant.
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Well, if you were
referring to her illness
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your question should have
been, "What ails her?"
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- "What ails her?"
- Oh. Who knows?
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Come on, anything can happen. We
can push him down the stairs!
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Hey. Thanks for
coming to hang out.
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No problem. How's
your mom feeling?
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Okay, but she'd feel better
if she took her medicine.
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You know, when Cinnamon won't take her
medicine, I hide it in a piece of cheese.
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Good idea. We can wrap the pill
in cheese, feed it to Cinnamon,
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and then my mom
can eat Cinnamon.
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What do you feel like doing?
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I was thinking we
could watch a DVD.
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Well, (sighs) my mom doesn't
have a lot to choose from.
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Unless you want to watch the
video of her colonoscopy.
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Spoiler alert: 20 minutes
in, they find a prune pit.
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Actually, how do you feel about
watching House of 1000 Corpses?
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(scoffs)
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A straight-up gore-fest?
You hate this stuff.
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I do, but for some
reason, Emily loves it
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and wants to watch it
with me tomorrow, so...
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I thought if I start with you first,
then I could act cool about it with her.
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That's actually
not a bad plan.
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I can sit through the colonoscopy
now, but that first time I was like,
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"Oh, My God, a prune pit!"
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Uh, so... you'd watch it?
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- Sure.
- (sighs)
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You're a good friend.
I owe you one.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard! Help
me get out of the tub!
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Not that one.
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So, we're just randomly choosing a
restaurant without researching it online?
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- Yep.
- Great.
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You know, this is how Anything
Can Happen Thursday turns into
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It Won't Stop
Coming Up Friday.
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Hey, how about that
Asian fusion place?
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Fusion and Asians?
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I'm trying not to
think about science.
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What the hell?
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What...? She's not
working late!
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And Amy doesn't look sick.
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- Why would they lie to us?
- That's a good question.
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(knocking)
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Amy and Bernadette.
(knocking)
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Amy and Bernadette.
(knocking)
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Amy and Bernadette.
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Why did you lie to us?!
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Hey. Listen to this:
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"Murder... cannibalism and
satanic rituals are just a few
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of the thousand plus
horrors that await."
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I just helped my mom out of the tub, so,
I'm one slippery horror ahead of you.
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You're a good son. I don't
know how you do it.
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Beach blankets, my friend.
It's all about beach blankets.
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All right, let's get
this over with.
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Ew, it's got someone's
hair on it!
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Oh, yeah, you're gonna
do great with this movie.
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(blows)
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You're not working late.
Why did you lie to me?
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And Amy, you told
me you were sick,
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but you look just as pale
and tired as always.
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I'm sorry. I just
needed a break
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from hearing you obsess about
what to do after string theory.
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And we kind of just
wanted one night
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where we didn't have to hear about how
miserable you are making this movie.
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But none of that means
we don't love you.
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I haven't been complaining
that much about the movie.
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Have I?
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I also love you.
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You know what? Maybe I need
a break from all of you.
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- Come on, Sheldon.
- Where are we going?
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We're gonna have Anything Can
Happen Thursday, you're gonna
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tell me all about your science
stuff and I'm gonna complain
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about my movie, and we're gonna support
each other because that's what friends do.
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Okay.
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'Cause if I had
to pick now,
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- I'd probably go with dark matter
because... - PENNY: Shut up.
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(moans)
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- What's wrong?
- I don't understand my food.
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Chinese noodles with
Korean barbecue...
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in a taco.
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It's fusion.
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Well, my mother would
lock her car doors
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if she had to drive through
this hodgepodge of ethnicity.
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Think I've been complaining
too much about the movie?
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- Not at all.
- Thank you.
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But to be fair, when you talk,
most of what you say
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sounds like, "Wah,
wah, wah, clothes".
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Hey, I don't understand why
you're not upset with Amy.
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I am. So much so that I'm gonna bring her
here for dinner on our next date night.
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(heavy metal soundtrack
plays on movie)
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Okay.
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So, in the last
20 minutes,
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we've seen a crazy woman
kissing a fetus in a jar.
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We've seen a guy cut in
half and sewn to a fish.
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And the brutal dismemberment of a
rotisserie chicken by my mother.
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On the bright side, she
didn't even notice the pill.
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Why does Emily
like this stuff?
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Do you think there's something
psychologically wrong with her?
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- What difference does it make?
- What do you mean?
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Oh, come on-- she could
have a freezer full of
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ex-boyfriend's body parts and
you'd still go out with her.
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I do like that the ex-boyfriend's
out of the picture.
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I feel so bad about lying to Sheldon.
How am I gonna make it up to him?
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I'd tell you what
I do with Howard,
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but I don't think dressing up
like a Catholic schoolgirl
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is gonna work
with Sheldon.
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He'd probably give
you homework.
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- Did you lie to Howard about tonight?
- Of course.
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And you don't feel
guilty about it?
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Between Penny's gorilla movie and
Howard's gorilla mother, I had no choice.
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Thankfully Penny and I have
a relationship based on honesty.
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(snorts)
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What? I don't lie to her.
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Oh, we know you
don't lie to her.
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Thank you.
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Hey, maybe the answer to your
career question is in one of these.
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Penny, there's
only one cookie
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with something in the middle
that solves life's problems,
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and that's an Oreo.
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Or a Nutter Butter,
if you're in a pinch.
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Come on, open it. I bet
it says something great.
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This is Asian fusion.
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For all you know, there's
a tiny Chihuahua in here.
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Fine, I'll go.
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Hmm.
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"People turn to you
for guidance and wisdom."
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- Yeah, that's a good one.
- No, it's not.
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How is that not good?
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"Turn to you for wisdom"?
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00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:38,707
Clearly, that cookie
is mocking you.
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00:10:39,664 --> 00:10:42,871
You'd never hear that kind of
sass from a Nutter Butter.
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00:10:43,581 --> 00:10:47,470
Uh, since you're paying for dinner,
I'll let that slide. Open yours.
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Have you ever
paid for a meal?
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Not with money. Read.
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"Your warm and fun-loving nature
delights those around you."
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Oh, try again.
(clears her throat)
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(loud thudding on TV)
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00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:08,736
(creaking on TV)
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00:11:09,052 --> 00:11:10,071
(movie stops)
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(clears his throat)
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00:11:13,348 --> 00:11:17,341
Let me get this straight.
So, he kills this girl's father,
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cuts off the guy's face,
and is wearing it as a mask
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while he makes
out with her.
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I'm just gonna say it.
That's not okay.
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Why can't I be in a relationship with
a girl who likes The Sound of Music?
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00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:41,545
Raj, you are the girl in the relationship
who likes The Sound of Music.
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(ringtone playing)
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00:11:46,296 --> 00:11:48,469
Hey, Penny. What's up?
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00:11:49,139 --> 00:11:51,759
No, Bernie's working late.
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00:11:53,077 --> 00:11:54,897
Really?
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Thanks for telling me.
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What?
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00:12:00,312 --> 00:12:02,239
I'm having sex with a
Catholic schoolgirl tonight.
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(laughs)
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(Penny gasps)
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00:12:09,173 --> 00:12:11,780
Oh, I think I see
our next stop.
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(shrieks happily)
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00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,380
You can't be serious.
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If I wanted to waste
my time on nonsense,
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I'd follow Leonard
on Instagram.
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00:12:21,165 --> 00:12:24,209
No, come on-- tonight,
we are trying new things.
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(groans)
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Oh! That's a lot
of incense.
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00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,653
Or someone set a
hippie on fire.
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Yeah, honey, I'm
still stuck at work.
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Really? Penny said that?
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Okay, it's true. I'm sorry.
238
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I'll see you at home.
239
00:12:48,013 --> 00:12:50,414
Yeah, yeah, I'll put it on.
240
00:12:52,256 --> 00:12:55,184
You and I never just hang
out like this. Why is that?
241
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- I know, it's weird, right?
- Yeah. We should do it more often.
242
00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:01,244
Oh, no. I mean, this
is weird right now.
243
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(phone chimes)
244
00:13:02,647 --> 00:13:03,985
Oh.
245
00:13:04,005 --> 00:13:06,405
- Ah, it's Penny.
- Is she still mad?
246
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:10,652
Oh, doesn't seem like it. She got
Sheldon to go to a psychic with her.
247
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,065
A psychic?
248
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:16,631
He considers them not just mumbo
jumbo, but extra-jumbo mumbo jumbo.
249
00:13:18,021 --> 00:13:20,197
Well, Penny can be
pretty persuasive.
250
00:13:20,198 --> 00:13:23,232
She's gotten me to do a lot of
things I wouldn't normally do.
251
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:26,737
- Because she has sex with you.
- Yeah, she does.
252
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,900
Can I confess something?
253
00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:33,626
Once in a while, I get a little jealous
of how close Penny and Sheldon are.
254
00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:35,153
Really?
255
00:13:35,174 --> 00:13:36,434
I mean, not in a
romantic way.
256
00:13:36,454 --> 00:13:39,684
It's just, she really has some
sort of connection with him.
257
00:13:39,704 --> 00:13:43,169
Well... Well, they've known
each other a long time,
258
00:13:43,193 --> 00:13:44,580
and Penny grew up
around horses,
259
00:13:44,593 --> 00:13:48,891
so she knows how to approach him
without making him skittish.
260
00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:50,540
Don't get me wrong.
I'm glad they're friends.
261
00:13:50,553 --> 00:13:54,240
I just wish he'd be that
comfortable around me already.
262
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:57,820
Well, it took him a long time to
get comfortable around me, too.
263
00:13:57,842 --> 00:13:59,694
Really? What did you do?
264
00:13:59,707 --> 00:14:03,216
Something terrible in a former life?
I don't know.
265
00:14:05,141 --> 00:14:07,241
I gotta go. Penny
ratted me out.
266
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,307
FYI, she's getting you
a watch for your birthday
267
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,938
with money she took
out of your wallet.
268
00:14:17,514 --> 00:14:20,130
I don't mean to be
rude or discourteous,
269
00:14:20,143 --> 00:14:22,674
but before we begin,
I'd just like to say
270
00:14:22,706 --> 00:14:28,396
there is absolutely no scientific evidence
to support clairvoyance of any kind.
271
00:14:28,412 --> 00:14:34,197
Which means-- and again, no insult
intended-- but you're a fraud...
272
00:14:34,978 --> 00:14:36,785
...your profession
is a swindle,
273
00:14:36,798 --> 00:14:41,777
and, uh, your livelihood is dependent
on the gullibility of stupid people.
274
00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:45,387
Again, no offense.
275
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,086
All right, Sheldon,
just ask your question.
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00:14:47,105 --> 00:14:48,645
(clears his throat)
277
00:14:50,636 --> 00:14:53,860
Okay, I just did.
What was it?
278
00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:56,299
Oh, for God's sake. Look, he's a
physicist who's trying to figure out
279
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,166
what his next field
of study should be.
280
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:02,647
For your information, I was asking
her about the next Star Trek movie.
281
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:06,069
Okay, I can answer that one:
I'll be bored.
282
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:08,664
All right, why don't we begin?
283
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,819
(sighs)
284
00:15:09,888 --> 00:15:12,055
(exhales deeply)
285
00:15:16,004 --> 00:15:18,827
Your spirit guides
are telling me that
286
00:15:18,843 --> 00:15:22,456
there's a woman in your life
you're having problems with.
287
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:24,434
That's an easy guess.
288
00:15:24,449 --> 00:15:28,240
I'm clearly an annoying person and
have problems with both genders.
289
00:15:29,134 --> 00:15:32,038
Yes, you clearly are.
290
00:15:32,856 --> 00:15:35,565
But I'm seeing
a specific woman
291
00:15:35,578 --> 00:15:38,449
that you're in a romantic
relationship with.
292
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,132
Oh, oh, here we go.
293
00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:42,975
Does she have dark hair?
294
00:15:42,995 --> 00:15:46,002
Yes! Yes! Your spirit
guides are on fire!
295
00:15:46,924 --> 00:15:49,471
The majority of people
have dark hair.
296
00:15:49,484 --> 00:15:51,849
Even you, at one time.
297
00:15:52,657 --> 00:15:54,890
Does she work
in a similar field to you?
298
00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:59,608
Ha! The opposite. She's a neurobiologist,
and I'm a theoretical physicist.
299
00:15:59,624 --> 00:16:02,074
My spirit guides can
go suck an egg.
300
00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:06,520
They're telling me that you have
difficulty being close with her.
301
00:16:06,544 --> 00:16:09,837
Oh, he does. He so does.
What should he do?
302
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:11,542
(exhales)
303
00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:16,137
He should give himself
to this relationship.
304
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:20,088
Once he does, all his other
pursuits will come into focus.
305
00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:23,516
Sheldon, do you hear that? I mean,
Amy is the key to your happiness.
306
00:16:23,536 --> 00:16:24,743
Exactly.
307
00:16:24,762 --> 00:16:26,925
Personally and professionally.
308
00:16:26,938 --> 00:16:31,055
Everything will fall into place
once you commit to her.
309
00:16:37,439 --> 00:16:38,959
You know what this is?
310
00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:42,817
Yeah, and I reserve this word for those
rare instances when it's truly deserved.
311
00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:45,557
This is malarkey!
312
00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:51,593
Wow, you really
struck a nerve.
313
00:16:51,613 --> 00:16:54,937
I've never heard him use
the "M" word before.
314
00:17:01,023 --> 00:17:04,671
Here we go:
House of a 1,000 Corpses.
315
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:08,108
Now, just so you know, I was a nanny
for three years, so if you get scared,
316
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,604
I can totally
change your diaper.
317
00:17:12,027 --> 00:17:14,807
Actually, I have to
tell you something.
318
00:17:14,824 --> 00:17:18,312
These kind of movies really
aren't my thing, so,
319
00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:21,313
last night, I watched it just to see
what I was getting myself into.
320
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:22,221
Okay.
321
00:17:22,227 --> 00:17:27,238
And I have to be honest-- I thought
it was disturbing and weird,
322
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:30,196
and it made me wonder what it
says about someone who enjoys it.
323
00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:31,896
I wonder that, too.
324
00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:34,466
Then, why do you
watch these things?
325
00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:36,624
Can I tell you something
without you judging me?
326
00:17:36,637 --> 00:17:38,569
Sure.
327
00:17:38,588 --> 00:17:41,360
They kind of turn me on.
328
00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:43,210
And play.
329
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,047
(eerie sound effects,
heavy metal soundtrack playing)
330
00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:50,298
MAN (in distorted voice):
Attention...
331
00:17:51,413 --> 00:17:53,615
(knocking)
332
00:17:56,037 --> 00:17:57,358
Hello.
333
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,851
I didn't expect you
this evening.
334
00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:03,809
Well, I was just feeling so bad
about lying to you the other night,
335
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,632
I wanted to make it up to you.
336
00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:08,187
And how do you
propose to do that?
337
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:21,945
Unless you have Gravity on
Blu-ray under that skirt,
338
00:18:21,972 --> 00:18:24,299
I don't know where
you're going with this.
339
00:18:24,735 --> 00:18:29,735
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